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• People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ;-)

• Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy[/quote]

• Committee: A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

• When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

• Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.

 

• Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.

• God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well...we all make mistakes.

• You remind me of my Chinese friend...Ug Lee

• Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.

• I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.

• There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!

• I'll marry that girl who looks preety on her aadhar card.

• Don't play for safety. It's the most dangerous thing in the world

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